thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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1 hour ago with 550,454 notes

natural selection 

raspbeary:

raspbeary:

what do straight ppl do for fun?

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1 hour ago with 77,684 notes

584

dumbledora-theexplorer:

bambistuck:

TG: wat liek i need halp
TG: help*

Photos taken by: Shawna

Omg, did you seriously go to your school counsellor office and-
Just wowowoow

taleasoldastimelords:

murdercityboulevard:

heyfunniest:

Visual Representation of $1 Trillion.

shit

Hello yes we are 17 of that in debt god bless America

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

1 hour ago with 158,153 notes

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

1 hour ago with 21,358 notes

if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u

1 hour ago with 306,760 notes

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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2 hours ago with 100,436 notes

cinerisstrange:

Worst sburb world ever

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

2 hours ago with 344,513 notes