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"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
if u have good cheekbones aND good eyebrows fuck u
talk furby to me
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me