Holographic Star

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why do people name brown skin tones after food and i have yet to see one pale foundation shade named "mayonnaise" like

@Anonymous

funimationentertainment:

"hey whats your foundation color"

"2% milk"

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revengeance:

Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?

Me: Mom you fucking casual

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks

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thirstiest:

i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore

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bushusuru:

i got a cool shirt/haircut

dumbkili:

"you need to make this appointment yourself"

image

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420core:

fuckboii420:

supermunchor:

i love these i have a folder dedicated to them

this is my favorite subgenre of post-ironic memes

discount memes are the future